with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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