Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
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