it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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