We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
When are your genitals available?
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Randomize
