Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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