morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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