We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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