He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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