i think my mom watched the whole time
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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