My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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