Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
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