Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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