Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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