So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Randomize
