you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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