just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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