Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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