yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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