What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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