home. puking in laundry basket.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
third nipple confirmed
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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