You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
So much rum. So many feels.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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