He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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