I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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