I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
we should paint friendship bongs
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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