I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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