just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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