Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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