I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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