Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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