Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
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