guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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