Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
please come you make the beer taste better
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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