i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
