btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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