Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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