wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Randomize
