Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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