with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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