Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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