He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
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