doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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