So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Randomize
