you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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