felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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