Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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