8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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