And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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