i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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