I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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