so that wasnt chicken after all
no, he came in my armpit
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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