Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
